lunes, 28 de febrero de 2011

chistecito

Papa , papa para que sirve un cientifico?
Hijo para decubrir los misterios del Universo
Papa, papa para que sirve un psiquiatra o un psicologo?
Pues hijo para descubrir los misterios de la mente Humana
Papa , papa, para que sirve un politico?
Pues hijo , es un misterio que ni los cientificos , ni los psicologos , ni los psiquiatras han logrado descubrir...
David.

sábado, 26 de febrero de 2011

relato, todos tenemos algun defecto

Erase una vez que se era un pueblo en que habia  6  vecinos , uno era barrigordo que vivia allado de un paticorto que vivia al lado de un cuellilargo, que vivia al lado de un ancho de caderas que vivia al lado de un hombre erase a una nariz pegado,que vivia al lado de un flaco.

pues un dia el hombre que erase a una nariz pegado percibio algo raro en el ambiente era el perfume de un extranjero que por alla pasaba pero lo mas raro de todo era que no era ni cuellicorto ni cuellilargo ni barrrigordo ni flaco ni paticorto ni patalargado ni ancho ni estrecho de caderas ni erase un hombre a una nariz pegado.

Todos reaccionaron con indignacion quien se ha creido que es este destilando perfume caro para llamar mas la extraña atencion de su ni concorvada para alante ni concorvada para atras figura?, vamos a echarlo del pueblo!!

el flaco corrio detras de el para echarlo pero choco con el barrigordo, el paticorto tampoco pudo alcanzarlo...  y el pobre hombre se iba escondiendo detras del ancho de caderas que se iba girando mientras el cuellilargo intentaba estirarse para alcanzarlo y asi poner el cuerpo a la altura de su cara, el ancho de caderas se le rompio la corcovilla y al cuellilargo le dio un ataque de torticolis.

Ninguno de los 6 pudieron, asi que pasaron a ser 7 vecinos. Y como siempre se le puede sacar defecto hasta al mas valorado a este pasaron a llamarlo el muchiperfumado y colorin,colorado.  

martes, 22 de febrero de 2011

Viajes 3D de la Torre de Hercules al Transiberiano

Como decia Seneca "viajar recrea el alma" aqui os dejo una de viajes

viajes virtuales 3d















Aqui teneis dos de los diarios de dos parejas aventureras que se lanzaron a dar la vuelta por el mundo, ahi es nada!!!






Google and UNESCO announce alliance to provide virtual visits of several World Heritage sites

Google Streetview tricycle in front of UNESCO headquarter, Paris (03/12/2009) © UNESCO / Michel Ravassard
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Sites of outstanding universal value inscribed on the World Heritage List - the Palace of Versailles in France, the historic centre of Prague in the Czech Republic and the old town of Cáceres in Spain, for example - can now be explored online by internet users around the world, thanks to an alliance signed by UNESCO and the international corporation Google.The agreement makes it possible for internet users to visit 19* of the 890 World Heritage properties viaGoogle's Street View interface. All the other sites on the List will be shown on the Google Earth and Google Maps interfaces.
The 19 sites are located in Spain, France, Italy, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic and the United Kingdom. Street View provides nearly spherical panoramic (360° horizontal and 290° vertical) views taken by cameras mounted on vehicles. Once obtained, these images are overlaid on Google Maps' satellite views - the process can take several months. When the specially-equipped cars cannot reach sites to be photographed, tricycles are used.
"The alliance with Google makes it possible to offer virtual visits of the sites to everyone, to increase awareness and to encourage participation in the preservation of these treasures," said UNESCO's Director-General, Irina Bokova.
"Cultural and natural heritage sites are an irreplaceable source of inspiration and fascination. This is an exciting project and we're thrilled to be working with UNESCO to make more World Heritage sites universally accessible and useful to all," said Carlo d'Asaro, Google's Vice-President for Southern Europe, Middle East and Africa.
At UNESCO's suggestion, Google will soon be visiting and photographing other sites on the List. The focus is on harder-to-access sites, which will be photographed with the permission of site managers. They can then be appreciated by millions of people who might never have the opportunity to visit them otherwise. The sites are located notably in South Africa, Brazil, Canada, Mexico and the Netherlands.
In future, Google and UNESCO will also work together to provide online access, via Google Maps, YouTube and Google Earth, to maps, texts and videos pertaining to UNESCO's Biosphere Reserves, to documentary heritage inscribed on the Memory of the World Register and to endangered languages.

*Spain: Santiago de Compostela (Old Town); Old Town of Cáceres; Historic Walled Town of Cuenca; Old City of Salamanca; Old Town of Ávila with its Extra-Muros Churches; Old Town of Segovia and its Aqueduct; Historic City of Toledo France: Palace and Park of Versailles; Paris, Banks of the Seine Italy: Archaeological Areas of Pompei, Herculaneum and Torre Annunziata; Historic Centre of Siena; Historic Centre of Urbino; Historic Centre of San Gimignano Netherlands: Mill Network at Kinderdijk-Elshout Czech Republic: Holy Trinity Column in Olomouc; Historic Centre of Český Krumlov; Historic Centre of Prague United Kingdom: Stonehenge, Avebury and Associated Sites; Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew
About UNESCO:
The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) was founded in 1945 and it has 193 Member States. One of its main mandates is to encourage the identification, protection and preservation of cultural and natural heritage around the world considered to be of outstanding value to humanity. This is the goal of the Convention concerning the Protection of the World Cultural and Natural Heritage, an international treaty adopted by UNESCO in 1972.
About Google:
Google's innovative search technologies connect millions of people around the world with information every day. Founded in 1998 by Stanford Ph.D. students Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Google today is a top web property in all major global markets. Google's targeted advertising program provides businesses of all sizes with measurable results, while enhancing the overall web experience for users. Google is headquartered in Silicon Valley with offices throughout the Americas, Europe and Asia.


Podcasting


What You Need to Make Your Own Podcast

By , About.com Guide to Radio
So, you're thinking about creating your own podcast. Maybe you have a business and want to promote a product or you have a hobby and want to share your knowledge with the world. Maybe you're the next great talk show host - only no one knows it yet. Where do you start when you want to start? Right here - with this list of clearly laid out topics to answer your questions how why and how to start your own podcast and what to do with it after you're up and running.
  1. What is a Podcast and How is it Different from Internet Radio
  2. Why Would I Want to Create My Own Podcast?
  3. What Kind of Hardware and Software do I Need
  4. Easy Podcasting With a Small Learning Curve
  1. Helpful Software, Hardware, and Tips for Podcasting
  2. The Legal Stuff About Podcasting
  3. How to Market Your Podcast
  4. Podcasting Success Stories

What is a Podcast and How is it Different from Internet Radio

Dave and Geri, radio personalities and podcasters
A podcast is a simpler way to put your audio up on the Internet for the world to hear. I'm often asked by visitors to this site how to start an Internet radio station. But, usually they are over-thinking the solution needed to meet their objective. Offering audio on the Internet just keeps getting easier - and podcasts are so much easier than starting an Internet radio station. All the links below lead to articles and information that has been created to help you understand podcasting and make decisions about creating your own.
  1. Putting Your Voice on the Internet: Podcasts a Stepping Stone to Internet Radio
  2. Should I Podcast or Stream Internet Radio?
  3. Difference Between Podcasting and Internet Radio

Why Would I Want to Create My Own Podcast?

Create Your Own Podcast
There are a lot of great reasons to create a podcast from just having fun to making a profit. I'll give you some things to think about.
  1. If You Podcast It, They Will Come
  2. Why Create a Podcast? Here are 8 Reasons Off the Top of My Head

What Kind of Hardware and Software do I Need

Blue Microphone's Snowball USB Microphone
Whether you plan to use a third-party to distribute your podcast or your own website, you will still need some basic tools to create each your audio. You can start out small and inexpensive or invest big bucks in a sweet rig. Ultimately, it depends on what level of audio quality you are willing to live with.
  1. What Kind of Equipment Do I Need to Podcast?
  2. Audio Mixers For Creating Podcasts or Internet Radio

Easy Podcasting With a Small Learning Curve

Create Your Own Podcast
Most people want results and you don't care how the sausage is made, so to speak. There's nothing wrong with that. When podcasting first began, the early adopters were required to learn some coding in order to distribute their podcasts. Well, that changed rather quickly. Now, you can do the fun, creative part and leave the rest to someone else.
  1. How to Create Your Own Podcast With No Technical Knowledge
  2. Structure a Podcast with Basic Formatics

Helpful Software, Hardware, and Tips for Podcasting

Audacity Recorder
The basics are good but often after mastering them, we look to accentuate and accessorize our projects. Podcasting is no different. Here are some tools and ideas to make it better and more fun.
  1. WildVoice Studio for Recording Podcasts
  2. Audacity Recording Software
  3. Audacity Video Tutorial - Record and Edit
  1. PodProducer Makes Podcast Creation a Point-and-Click Process
  2. Free Teleprompter Software for Podcasts and Recorded Projects
  3. 10 Podcasting Tips from Radio Personalities Dave and Geri

The Legal Stuff About Podcasting

Create Your Own Podcast
The two biggest legal aspects that needs to be understood and respected by podcasters are music royalties and the use of copyrighted music and other material. Before you start putting together your podcast, familiarize yourself with your rights and how to respect the rights of others.
  1. Do I Pay Royalties to Use Music on a Non-Profit or Hobby Internet Radio Station?
  2. Using Copyrighted Music - Protecting Your Intellectual Property

How to Market Your Podcast

If you build it, they will come. Well, sort of. If you want more people than just your immediate family hearing your podcasts then consider promoting it in traditional and non-traditional ways. Marketing your podcast can pay off in more listeners and even more opportunities for you.
  1. Promoting Yourself and Your Podcast
  2. How to Write Press Releases and Public Service Announcements
  3. The Proper Press Release Format
  4. How to Move Your Podcast or Internet Radio Show to AM, FM, or Satellite Radio

Podcasting Success Stories

J.B. Glossinger, Self-Help Podcaster
Podcasting started as a quirky new way to distribute audio throughout the Internet. After an initial love affair with the public it settled into a methodology which could inexpensively allow anyone to share their information - whatever that might be. Now, hobbyists, current and former radio professionals, and people from all walks of life podcast. Some of been very successfull - even to their own surprise!
  1. The Accidental Podcaster
  2. Dave and Geri: When Radio Turned its Back on Them - They Turned Up the Heat
  3. Radio Pros Continue to Turn to Podcasting
  4. Podcasting Puts A Soldier's Voice on the Face of a War

Online Tools and Software For Creating Podcast Feeds and Posts

You don't have to learn what RSS is or any code to create your own podcast. There are websites and software designed to help you assemble your podcast, host your files, and help distribute it. It's the easiest way to get your podcast out to the world. If you can click a mouse, you can create a podcast.

TalkShoe Says It Will Pay You to Create Your Own Podcasts

TalkShoe is a website that allows anyone to become the host of their own Internet talk show. Uses include live talk shows, discussion groups, podcasts, conferences and friends and family chats. In addition, the website claims it's ready to pay you, too. Read more.

Potential Podcasters: Just Create The Audio and Leave The Coding to These Guys - MyRSSCreator.com Writes RSS For You

If you're thinking of creating your own podcast but you're a little hesitant because even though you know how to create your audio, you're not too sure of that "RSS" stuff. Well, good news: MyRSSCreator.com takes the hassle out of the geeky part, leaving you to create that great radio show you've always wanted to share with the world. Read the review.

PodOmatic Brings Podcast Creation and More to the Masses

PodOmatic is a Podcasting portal which enables anyone to create, mix, host, search, share, and grab podcasts and mp3s. No experience or particular skills required, either!

BlogMatrix Introduces Free Browser-Based Solution For Podcasting

If you're itching to podcast but you still aren't quite up-to-speed on the technical end of it, good news: you don't have to be. BlogMatrix.com has introduced a browser-based solution which handles the geeky stuff automatically. Read more.